FEBRUARY 6,

1998

GAY PEOPLE's ChroNICLE 31

CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE YOUR SELFISH MOTHER FOR PUTTING HER CAREER FIRST AND LEAVING HER POOR L'IL RHEUMATIC PUPPY HOME ALL ALONE?

DIGGER,

I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HER

BEG.

GOD, LOIS! IT'S COLDER HERE THAN IN TORONTO! DON'T YOU HAVE HEAT IN THIS THING?

NO, AND AT THE LEASE RATE I'M PAYING, MY DEALER'S GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT! SO, DIDITA GET A JOB?

OH, I DUNNO... THE PRINCETON INTERVIEW WAS TOUGH, BUT I REALLY IMPRESSED BUFFALO LAKE STATE.

BUFFALO LAKE? YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY TO CANADA TO GET INTERVIEWED BY A RINKYDINK SCHOOL TWO HOURS FROM HERE?

Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

a

GUY

thing

1997 BY ALISON BECHDEL

ONE HOUR AND FORTY-FIVE MINUTES. TENURE TRACK. 28 THOU AND A KILLER SCHEDULE. AND SPEAKING OF HARSH REALITIES, ARE WE HOMELESS YET?

280

INGER RETURNS FROM THE

MLA CONVENTION.

I DON'T THINK SO. THE REALTOR ONLY BROUGHT ONE BUYER THROUGH WHILE YOU WERE GONE.

BABY! YIP!

UKENGRÜNEN RADCLIFFE

SUPPORT FOR NONCOMMERCIAL NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO...

AND WHAT THE HELL

IS UP WITH

SHE'S SEEING THIS

SPARROW?!

GUY!

YEAH, BUT HOW MUCH OF HIM?

...A GENETICALLY ALTERED SOY PROTEIN-

BASED...

.CHOLESTEROL-FREE ENTRÉE

WITH FOUR GRAMS OF FAT, FOUND IN MOST SUPERMARKETS.

WELL, NOT

THE WHOLE CHIMICHANGA, APPARENTLY. HE DIDN'T SLEEP OVER.

COMES FROM THE ARCHER DANIELS MIDLAND COMPANY....

www.

A MAN WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF MIDLIFE CRISIS?!

SCRAPE

SCRAPE

BONUS QUIZ! SPOT THE THREE PHRASES THAT AREN'T VERBATIM FROM ADM'S "NON-COMMERCIAL" ON NPR.

MAKER OF GREEN GIANT HARVEST BURGERS...

I DUNNO. SHE WON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. SHE'S PROBABLY AFRAID WE'LL DISAPPROVE.

·REALLY? WELL THAT'S INSULTING! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MEN! AS LONG AS THEY DON'T WALK AROUND NAKED. OR GET THEIR BODY HAIR ALL OVER THE SOAP. OR TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE. OR HAVE LOUD, BOOMING VOICES. OR...

YEAH, JEEZ. I CAN'T BELIEVE SPARROW WOULD THINK WE WERE THAT SMALLMINDED,

... ADM. INTERNATIONAL PRICE FIXING CONSPIRATOR...

.AMERICA'S BIGGEST CORPORATE WELFARE RECIPIENT...

AND SUPERMARKET TO THE WORLD.

THIS IS NPR.

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